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Friday, March 19, 2010

Tarantino Wants Lady Gaga in New Movie

Lady Gaga and Beyonce unveiled their 'Telephone' video last week and it appears that film director Quentin Tarantino want Gaga to appear in his upcoming movie as an assassin.


'Telephone,' based on Tarantino's hit movie series

'Kill Bill,' complete with a Pussy Wagon, is the second single from Lady Gaga's second album 'The Fame Monster' and the video is a sequel to her earlier video 'Paparazzi' where she killed her boyfriend and was arrested. In 'Telephone' Lady Gaga is sent to prison, where Beyonce eventually bails her out and they go on a homicidal rampage at a diner, before declaring that they are going "far, far away from here."


Telephone has


recieved generally positive reviews from both critics and fans.

Sandra Bullock's Husband Cheated?!


Hey, everyone.


So, you know the story... Sandra Bullock, married to this guy who I''m pretty sure shares his name with an outlaw (funny, that..) for five years, unknown to her, this guy had been cheating on her. Of course, the story broke just days after her Oscar's win, so in the fashion of the media they spread a story about an Oscar's curse. I'd be okay with that if it were a cool curse, like if you won an Oscar you'd be destined to receive a telephone call from a man claiming to be you're secret father that your mother slept with while hiking in Sweden. But instead, if a woman wins best actress she's going to lose her husband. It happened the Halle Berry, Resse Witherspoon, some other actress's I don't remember the names of... and now, Sandra Bullock.


The thing that suprises me though, that even though Jesse James had someone as gorgeous as Sandra Bullock, he has an affair with someone as slutty looking and tatoo-ed as Michelle MgGee! Doesn't it work the other way around? Why is it that the mistresses are always SO much ... not as good looking and gross that the wife/girlfriend?
What do you think?
Leave a comment, should Sandra forgive JJ?
Should this Michelle MgGee chick go back to tatoo-ing the word 'suicide' and stuff all over her body to make her look "hot" cough*?

Fiona O'loughlin Vs. Bindi Irwin

Guys?
What is the big deal?
For those readers that don't know, there has been some *cough* "controversy" surrounding Fiona O'loughlin after she "badmouthed" Bindi Irwin on Spicks and Specks.

I could put this whole blog in quotation marks it's so ridiculous!
Fiona is a comedian, it's her job to have a go at people. When did we get so protective of Bindi Irwin, anyway? If I remember correctly, most of us found her irratating a couple of years ago after she won those Logie awards because all our shows were imported from overseas.

Fiona said what most of us have been thinking, and holy crap - have you seen the video? I think the chick with the gigantic ape laugh in the audience agrees! Drunk or not, Fiona hasn't gone over any line.

I've been busy recently, having had much time to update, will update again tomorrow to make up for it. *smiley face*
See you :)

Monday, March 1, 2010

The Worst Week of My Life, Dealing With Death

Hey, there readers.

I won't normally be posting things on Tuesdays, but today is an exception. See, my grandfather died today. I suppose this blog is sort of a vent...

Anyway, his death comes after possibly the most frustrating week of my life.

They say bad things come in threes, and judging from this week I'm abliged to agree.

So, fisrt off - Sunday. Or Saturday? No, I think it was Sunday... Anyway, my washing machine broke. It had been playing up for a few months and suddenly died. I'm not comparing my grandfather's death to a washing machine breaking, no.

Yesterday, I found out my Granfathers organs were shutting down after a long battle with Parkinsons Disease. He'd had the disease for a long time, and it's hard to remember him without it. To top off that sad day, my car won't start. It did the same thing about two months ago, it just made a churning sort of noise. So, I called the mechanic over, who told me I need a new battery. Great, yeah?

And finally, waking up this morning I hear the terrible news that my grandfather has infact, died in the early hours of this morning. Some time around 1-2pm.

I wasn't overly shocked. I knew his organs were shutting down and I knew it would be soon. In a way, I sort of knew he'd pass away during the night.

No, I haven't even cried. It's sad, but I'm not crying. I deal with death in a funny way. I seem to distract myself with my passion. Comedy and TV. The first thing I did when i heard he'd died was go and watch 30 Rock, which I'd taped the night before. They say laughter is the best medicine... For me, it really is. Comedy and TV are like my escape. When something isn't going well for me, I watch Friends. When I feel lonely I watch Ellen. When I feel great I watch anything.

Music is my other escape. No matter how I'm feeling, music can change my mood. Lady GaGa's Bad Romance has been stuck in my head since Christmas Day, Ke$ha's Tik Tok is battling it fiercely. These songs make me feel much better.

Tomorrow I board a plane to go to his funeral. It's going to be weird, I've never been to a funeral before. I have no idea what to do...

It's a sad time. My Grand Father died, but Im just happy he's no longer suffering. I will miss you, Poppy. Rest in peace.

Until Next time, readers.